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The Elves strike Back (Late Christmas Story)
By Antonio Brunell, Jake Becco, and Derek Yollin
(Iconic music playing in the background) Our story begins in a workshop in the north region of universe 269 that is not far away, after the elves had saved Santa’s workshop from the naughty children. Santa was angry because they destroyed most of the toys in Santa’s workshop. The elves were working day and night to fix the workshop and make new toys. Now they re fried Santa Claus to the dreadful DARTH CLAUS. Later in the night, the elves huddled up to make a plan to fight him. “Alright what is the game plan?”
“We went over this a thousand times, we are going to the candy shop to get candy cane swords, ornament launchers, reindeer slays, candy blasters, and present bombs,” said Luke Presentrapper.
“OK, just needed to make sure that was the plan,” said Elf Solo. Five hours later Princess Slaya exclaims, “Okay, we strike on my signal.”
“Presentrapper are you ready,” says Obi wan Kenobelf ,”Ready; fire” said Abominable Abacca. “Sir the elves are attacking,” said Darth Claus. “Fire back,” said EMPEROR KRAMPUS.
So a long war raged on against the elves, the Naughty Side, and the bad children. Present goes off, ”Wake up, it was just a toy,” said one of the elves. “Keep going were about to destroy Emperor Krampus’s evil workshop,” said Luke Presentrapper.
(Two hours later) “My candy canes were losing,” said Darth Claus, “Fire the workshop cannon,” said Emperor Krampus.
“Emperor, it will take about 30 minutes,” said Darth Claus.
Emperor Krampus responded, “still fire.”
(Workshop starts to charge up). “Luke, the workshop cannon is charging up, you and your squad are going have to drop a present into the cannon’s core,” said Elf Solo.
“OK, Slays 2, 3, and 4 on me, I need cover to drop a present into the core of the cannon,” said Luke Presentrapper. So Luke and the sleigh riders fly through the air to a little hole that leads to the core of the cannon. Sleighs get hit and crash, but the pilots survive.
When Luke reached the hole he almost got hit but managed to get the present to hit the core and destroy the evil workshop. When they got back to their base, they all celebrated and Darth Claus came back to the light side becoming Santa Claus again and saving the north region of universe 269 and Christmas.
3019, the year the ninjas started disappearing from the world. A man that goes by the name Bear was one of the only ninjas left after 2 years of the ninjas disappearing. He was set out to find where all the ninjas had gone and who had done it. The man had gather of group of fellow ninjas to help him find the missing ninjas. The other ninjas were called ninja Wolf, Coyote and Fox. They had sent off to the first place they could think of, The Palace of Wisdom.
“Alright guys, were here,” said Ninja Coyote. “We would have been here faster if, Fox, hadn’t stop to get food,” said Ninja Wolf angrily. “Look at least we’re here,” said Ninja Fox. Ninja Bear said, “Stop arguing, we are here to find why the ninjas disappeared, not to bitter.” They went inside the palace to find the scroll that told all. “Sooo, who knows where the scroll is?” said Ninja Coyote. “Shouldn’t it be on the pedestal,” said Fox. Ninja Bear said, “But there is nothing there.” Ninja Wolf said, “It must have disappear when the ninjas started to disappear; No du,” said Ninja Coyote.
So now our heroes were at a lost, they didn’t know what to do. “Well what do we do now,” said Ninja Wolf. Ninja Coyote said, ”I don’t know, what do we do.” Our heroes had given up, until a special scroll had fallen. “Hold on guys, a scroll fell,” said Ninja Fox. When she pick up the scroll it unraveled to reveal why the ninjas had been disappearing. Ninja Fox said, “Guys, I think I know why the ninjas are disappearing; Why are the disappearing then Fox,” said Ninja Bear. “Yeah, why,” said Ninja Coyote snobby.
Ninja Fox said, “They are disappearing because of a dark ninja, ninja Usain Drago. He had apparently was in a war with his master which he had betrayed after being turned evil from a dark ninja who had the ability of dark control. “What is dark control,” said Ninja Wolf. Ninja Fox said, ”It’s an ability that turns people evil and against their team; Well, does it at least tell his location,” said Ninja Bear. “Umm- yeah buut, it is very far away,” said Ninja Fox. Ninja Coyote said, “It is so far away, where is it.” (Fox shows Coyote the scroll) “Oh, that is really far away, sorry Fox,” said Ninja Coyote.
“Alright, let’s get moving,” said Wolf. So our ninjas set off to Usain Drago’s underground cave. On their way to the Usain Drago’s cave they got attacked by some of the missing ninjas. “Ahhh,” cried Fox. “Watch out, there are evil foe here,” said Ninja Bear. The ninjas defended themselves against the missing ninja. “Watch out Fox,” said Ninja Wolf. Ninja Fox turned around when one of the ninjas tried jumping on her back. Ninja Fox said, “Oh no you don’t,” as he throws the ninja off of her. The ninjas keep defending themselves until Bear was injured.
When that happened Ninja Coyote used a smoke bomb to get Bear, Wolf, and Fox out of there. “Bear, are you ok,” said Ninja Coyote quickly. Bear responded, “No, n - not really.” As he was on the ground holding his wound. “Quick, Fox, go get some palm leaves to turn into a bandage,” said Wolf. “Okay, got it,” said Ninja Fox running to go get palm leaves. Bears eyes start to close. Ninja Coyote said, “Don’t you go, stay wi-.” No sound, no color, just darkness.
End?